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New Website
Welcome. You’ve reached my new website. There’s not much to look at yet. However I plan to use this site as a place to publish work that I’ve written including poetry, essays and short stories. Please check back soon.
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Johann Scrimshire says:
Brian,
I have take the opportunity to comment on your valet article. Well said! Obligitory valetting is wrong and it’s even worse when others’ flatulence emanates in your ride! I never really thought about that asspect of valetism but I will certainly add it to my list.
My biggest dig about the valet to date (prior to your farting point) was the missing change from the coin holder. They know they’re getting a low tip, since my ride is not as nice as the photo on your blog and surely they surmise that I will never notice a buck or two that’s missing from my change. Of course, the minute I starting counting change before giving them the keys, I realized they added some miles while the car was “supposedly” parked in the front row, right outside the restaurant.
It’s a no-win situation for us, isn’t it! I agree that valetting is better than having the wife walk several blocks in stiletto’s, which certainly doesn’t score points – and I need all the points I can get. However, there must be some way we can eliminate valettulence. Maybe that’s our next million dollar idea…